why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole
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mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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all these people complaining about Wii U fit trainer being white….
like um, yes she is white.
SHE IS LITERALLY WHITE
SHE IS NOT CAUCASION
SHE IS THE COLOR WHITE.
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